Monday, January 12, 2009

the blah and downright ugly

Topping off our Blah list, Angelina Jolie looked positively drab and sag in a pale grey blouson dress which shapelessly hung over her extra long and bony arms. Notable redhead Debra Messing looked disappointingly blah in her overly draped halter Vera Wang gown and large frizzy ponytail, and Anne Hathaway looked old and drained of skin color in her beaded midnight navy Armani gown, save for her annoyingly matte lipstick. So, I know Tina Fey is the name of the year, but I was bored silly by her black blah halter gown, wispy updo and painfully nude gloss. Her and Anne should seriously switch makeup artists...
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Getting to our downright Ugly list, Rachel Griffiths of "Brothers & Sisters" (and Muriel's Wedding) fame gets a nod for wearing a wrinkled gold tent which was way off pitch. The lovely and gracious Renee Zellweger's usually infallible Carolina Herrera formula missed the mark with a black mermaid skirt and see through top over nude bra. Her curly wig updo also looked hagsville. Eva Longoria's red mermaid gown was, well, predictably tacky. Lots of people love her taste, I however do not. I do however love Tom Hanks, even though his wife Rita Wilson looked like she was stuffed into her too tight chandelier curtain dress. Jennifer Lopez looked downright tasteless in her gold plunging, backless, and one yard-short of fabric Marchesa dress, which gave her a slight muffin top appearance from the side. And last but not least, Miss Golden Globe herself Rumer Willis looking magenta all over in her draped low-fitting Reem Acra dress and very fake red hair.....
Photos of Jennifer, Eva, & Rumer from
Photos of Renee & Rachel from
Photo of Rita and Tom from Yahoo! news

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