WHAT THE?? : Worst Dressed at This Year's MET Costume Institute Galaa

As the saying in fashion goes, "Behind every great woman there often is a really sucky stylist who'll help her choose a pretty hideous dress for one of the most important fashion evenings of the year..." So I think this will do perfectly as an introduction to the following eyesores which made their way up the red carpeted stairs of the Metropolitan Museum of Art monday night for the Costume Institute's annual Gala:

By the looks of her self-inflating parachute dress, Coco Rocha skydived into the MET and landed safely on the steps...

I'd look angry too if I was wearing skeletal uber stylist Rachel Zoe's unflattering velvet 'saddlebags' dress by Marc Jacobs...

So my question isn't so much why is she wearing a large purple dinner napkin conveniently attached to her dress, but WHO ON EARTH invited Gayle King????

Is that a giant hungry Blue caterpillar which ate most of Blake Lively's tiny soul-baring Marchesa dress?

Few actresses (and dresses for that matter) annoy me as much as Kristen 'I get all the boys in every movie even though I'm sullen and not all that interesting' Stewart.

'WRONG' was my first response to this awkward-looking Marchesa dress on a too-smiley Eva Longoria. The above-ankle length dress is indeed about as awkward as her relationship with 'best friend' Mario Lopez... Someone fire her stylist staaaaaaaaat...!

What do you get when you gift wrap a spotted amphibian? Renee Zellweger's latest Carolina Herrera gown...

Oh boy Tina Fey, after much effort you've finally earned the Worst Dressed EVER title thanks to your Evel Knievel granny pants couture...

Anja Rubik may be one of my favorite models of the moment, but she was disappearing fast thanks to some excellent red gown camouflage magic against an equally red carpet...
It's lovely to see Ivana Trump looking so youthful again thanks to a little botox...oh wait that's not Ivana. It's her doppleganger daughter Ivanka Trump, looking like she raided her mother's Dancing with the Stars closet...

Maggie Gyllenhaal's bordello dress ain't doing her any favors besides winning her a spot on the Wild Wild Worst dressed list. It also makes her chest look strangely Lilliputian...


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