I was hoping to shower this post with compliments on the elegantly gowned starlets who've descended upon the South of France for the CANNES Film Festival over the next 12 days. But after seeing too many offensive photos of Eva Longoria (who on earth invited HER?) at the festival, I couldn't help but use most of them for my next WHAT THE?? fashion disaster post! So without further adieu, here are some Red Carpet photos from the past 2 days at CANNES (keep scrolling down, there are a bunch). Some downright lovely, and some you'll think WHAT THE???...
Cate Blanchett looking resplendent in Alexander McQueen
Festival Juror Kate Beckinsale (I'm sorry, but do you still work here?? And is there a bird family nesting on your head?)
Kristin Scott-Thomas. Why someone outta fire her makeup artist. She looks like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard...
Salma Hayek looking completely caliente!
Dame Helen Mirren
Red Carpet MEN
Matthew Macfadyen. Yep Mr. Darcy from Pride & Prejudice 2005. He might want to reconsider growing out his bangs just a tad...
Volatile but oh so swoon-worthy Russell Crowe & wife (what on earth is she wearing?)
WHAT THE?? Worst Dressed sponsored by Eva Longoria
This is not the bridal Expo.
These are all too short. Period. Get a new stylist!!!
Camilla Belle is 24. Here she looks 64.
Naomi Campbell might as well have worn lingerie...
Aishwarya Rai disappoints in this Hagsville Prom dress.
Photos courtesy of dailymail.co.uk
Stay tuned for more coverage of the CANNES Film festival Red Carpet here on RedPoppy!!...