It was truly a fairytale wedding, and if you could only see me now: a messy nest of red hair, bleary eyed and delirious as I drag my sleepy self back to bed because I had some crazy idea to stay up all night and watch the Royal Wedding (which was super fun by the way). Despite currently speaking only gibberish because my tongue is fast asleep, I still have some magic energy left in my excited fingers to write and post some amazing photos of today's epic occasion, courtesy of Dailymail UK and People.com. What we now know? Alexander McQueen's Sarah Burton is the official designer of Kate Middleton's absolutely beautiful lace Grace Kelly inspired dress, the worst crimes of fashion today were committed by Royal cousins Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie and their aunt Princess Anne, Victoria Beckham's 10 inch heels could've been a tad higher, the PM's wife Samantha Cameron wore Burberry and her HAT was apparently out sick, Prince Harry is absolutely charming and adorably disheveled, and Prince William never looked handsomer than when he kissed his bride twice on the Royal balcony...
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| William to Kate: "You look beautiful" |
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| Modern and perfect: Royal dress by Alexander McQueen designer Sarah Burton |
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| HRH Queen Elizabeth is regal and on-trend in buttery yellow |
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| Mother of the bride Carole Middleton |
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| The handsome Princes. PS. love the trouser stripes |
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| Best dressed couple Prince Charles and Camilla |
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| Maid of Honor (and '80's eyeliner devotee) Philippa Middleton and bridesmaids |
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| Crimes of Fashion: Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice. One angry grasshopper and one big turkey landing on their heads... |
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| First Lady Samantha Cameron in Burberry. Apparently Hat is out sick |
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| Zara Phillips |
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| David and Victoria Beckham. Hunny you're pregnant, and a pair of ludicrous Louboutins will still not make you as tall as the Archbishop... |
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| Tara Palmer-Tomkinson sports enormous blue vagina headwear. |
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| Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg and his stunning wife Miriam Gonzalez |
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| There were loads of HATS..... |
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| Guy Ritchie...Madonna's punching a wall right about now in her best British accent... |
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| Elton John and David Furnish leave their bling at home |
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| Prince Albert of Monaco and fiancee Charlene Wittstock |
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| My boyfriend Prince Felipe of Spain (please lose the beard) flanked by his mother Queen Sofia and his Liliputian wife Letizia, looking dusty in rose tones and sporting one very depressed looking hat |
