63rd Primetime Emmy Awards 2011 Red Carpet

Well dear readers, it turns out Sunday night's 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards celebrating the best of television was no different than any other long winded and mostly unfunny awards show with pompous movie star presenters (Gwyneth anyone?), embarrassing side act announcers, and badly acted acceptance speeches for best acting awards. Save for the awesome winning sweep of my favorite show "Modern Family," and a mostly enjoyable host - Glee's coach Sue Sylvester aka actress Jane Lynch who tried very hard for some laughs, the rest of the evening was boooring, and sadly so were almost all of the red carpet fashions except for a few pleasant standouts in the night's popular shade of RED including Sofia Vergara in sculpted Vera Wang, Kerry Washington in gorgeous glittery Zuhair Murad, Kate Winslet in Elie Saab, and knockout Connie Britton in sexy chiffon. So let's skip right over the tiny Best Dressed category (which you can find all the way down) and right into the Worst Dressed on the red carpet, as here are RedPoppy's picks for hideous, along with special mentions for the night's trendy orange oompa loompa look...

WORST DRESSED

Taraji P. Henson 
Gaaaaaah!

Julianna Margulies

My mother calls this a spaghetti strainer..... She may be right...

Jane Krakowski

Must've fallen into a vat of self tanner at some point over the weekend...

Paz de la Huerta

This fierce oompa loompa.....is scaring the begeezus out of me

Amy Poehler

...wearing helium balloon couture in midnight blue

Heidi Klum

....is OUT in this outfit

Gwyneth Paltrow

...wins the oompa loompa tummy award

Kristen Wigg

Ombre shades of poop...

BEST DRESSED IN RED

 Kerry Washington

Connie Britton

Kate Winslet

Sofia Vergara

Photos courtesy of People.com