Well dear readers, it turns out Sunday night's
63rd Primetime Emmy Awards celebrating the best of television was no different than any other long winded and mostly unfunny awards show with pompous movie star presenters (Gwyneth anyone?), embarrassing side act announcers, and badly acted acceptance speeches for best acting awards. Save for the awesome winning sweep of my favorite show "
Modern Family," and a mostly enjoyable host
- Glee's coach Sue Sylvester aka actress
Jane Lynch who tried very hard for some laughs, the rest of the evening was boooring, and sadly so were almost all of the red carpet fashions except for a few pleasant standouts in the night's popular shade of
RED including
Sofia Vergara in sculpted Vera Wang,
Kerry Washington in gorgeous glittery Zuhair Murad,
Kate Winslet in Elie Saab, and knockout
Connie Britton in sexy chiffon. So let's skip right over the tiny
Best Dressed category (which you can find all the way down) and right into the
Worst Dressed on the red carpet, as here are
RedPoppy's picks for hideous, along with special mentions for the night's trendy orange
oompa loompa look...
WORST DRESSED
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Taraji P. Henson
Gaaaaaah! |
Julianna Margulies
My mother calls this a spaghetti strainer..... She may be right...
Jane Krakowski
Must've fallen into a vat of self tanner at some point over the weekend...
Paz de la Huerta
This fierce oompa loompa.....is scaring the begeezus out of me
Amy Poehler
...wearing helium balloon couture in midnight blue
Heidi Klum
....is OUT in this outfit
Gwyneth Paltrow
...wins the oompa loompa tummy award
Kristen Wigg
Ombre shades of poop...
BEST DRESSED IN RED
Kerry Washington
Connie Britton
Kate Winslet
Sofia Vergara
